Thursday, October 13, 2005

I was talking to him about the spelling of "grammar," and Scott says, "My grammar sure does cook a mean roast."

Monday, October 10, 2005

The only good pun is the one I make

I'm reading a book of short stories by Lewis Nordan, which Scott shows some interest in, so I tell him that Nordan is from Itta Bena, Mississippi. "Well, Itta Beena long time since someone famous was from there," says he.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

I asked Scott how to spell dimension and he spelled it out. I said, "That doesn't have a "T" in it," as I had briefly thought. He said, "Not unless it's: 'D' I mention I had some place to go?'"